THE BABY GREW UP AND CAME FOR THE CUP!
From taking a bath with Messi to facing him in the world final. The first meme coin to break records before even finishing high school!
KICKOFF IS COMING ⚽
The Apprentice vs the Master in the grand final! If Spain wins, 10% of the tokens will be burned!
GET YOUR $YAMAL TOKENS 💸
Simulate buying $YAMAL using SOL or ETH in our interactive calculator. No bureaucracy, just like skipping PE class.
Instant Transaction
Faster than the kid's dribble down the right wing.
Locked Liquidity
As safe as the report card hidden from your mom.
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⚙️TOKENOMICS (THE ALLOWANCE) 🎒
A fair distribution to make sure everyone gets their lunch money.
80% - For the Class
Allocated to the community and initial DEX liquidity. No tricks, 100% free.
10% - Recess Snack
Strategic Marketing fund, influencer partnerships, and future listings.
10% - Cup Burn
Tokens reserved to be incinerated if Spain beats Argentina in the final.
ROADMAP (THE REPORT CARD) 📝
Our passing grades to finish the school year with honors.
Phase 1: Homework
Smart contract launch, initial AI audit, and community creation on Telegram and X.
Phase 2: Cup Final
Beat Messi in the World Cup final today, burn 10% of $YAMAL tokens, and start global memes about the passing of the torch.
Phase 3: Binance Listing
Partner with major players, launch a global meme campaign, and list on Binance before the graduation thesis deadline.
Phase 4: School Owner
Reach $1 billion market cap, buy the elementary school, and declare a perpetual holiday for video games.
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